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There’s legal cannabis in Philadelphia.

That’s dope. You can get cannabis in Philadelphia now, yo.

“Is that a fact, though?”

Yeah, I’ve seen it. Believe it. Medical grass smoke.

You’re supposed to vape it so you’ll see lots of those.

People walk around with them, or use them in bars.

These days it’s really not all that hard.

But advertising cannabis in Philadelphia isn’t easy.

Digitally speaking.

Facebook and Google don’t like cannabis ads.

Look it up for yourself and you’ll see that it’s a fact.

So in order to get the word out.

Your marketing team will probably need a work out.

In this market it’s going to be a lot about who’s the first out.

Setting up mindshare like real estate until people get turned down.

Licensing? Not sure how many are left yet.

But if you’ve got one you’ve already made your next bet.

Or your next bed. Maybe you’re a landlord with tenants who’ll pay rent.

Don’t just preach to the choir.

And don’t put everything on sale like a fire.

Forget the played out messages that look tired.

I keep it rolling just like tires. Until the day that I retire.

So get to pressing up some flyers. Old school like punk rock shows.

Word of mouth. Fired up. You can’t just start blowing a lot of smoke.

Most people fire off their ad budget to an agency with a lot of hope.

That’s withering now, plus things are so new.

That none of us around here know what to do.

Don’t believe the hucksters. The liars. I hope that they expire.

Sorry for the side track. Yes in fact – I rap. A lot. Has your money wired?

Called yet? Emailed? Fill out the contact form.

You’ve met marketers before. But I am more.

My competition’s crying on the floor.

Why was I ever poor? To learn life’s lessons for sure.

To ensure – that my soul, mind, and business stay pure.

So I can remember where I came from, and the hard work that it takes.

To do anything great – in this world beyond fate.

All that to say…

If you’ve got a business with cannabis in Philadelphia hit me up today.


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