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I Have NOVID, Do You?

By March 15, 2021Nobody Asked Me

Have you been tested for NOVID yet?

A lot of people have it these days. It is even more prevalent than COVID-19 actually. NOVID means “neurological opposition to very ignorant doctors.”

It’s the condition that people have when they know the truth about people like Dr. Fauci. When you realize that COVID-19 was a misnomer invented to cause instability, it naturally occurs. Most people forget, but medical conditions have always been exemptions from mask-wearing, for example.

Though politicians and store employees are ignorant of this, it’s true.

That means if you were to enter a business without a mask on, technically you could do so – legally. Nobody is actually allowed to ask you about your medical condition either. That would be discrimination. Just as you can’t block people from entering your store if they have AIDS or any other illness, you couldn’t block somebody who won’t wear a mask for a medical reason. COVID-19 also does not follow any nomenclature related to science in virology. It was made up by the CDC & WHO knowing it would be extra confusing for people.

By the same token, we must recognize the legitimacy of NOVID.

How Do You Know If You Have NOVID?

If you’re aware that the death-rate of this virus is very low, especially when you compare the ages of people who died from it; you might have NOVID. If you know that The Fascist Five governors increased & manipulated the reporting of their state’s data on SARS-CoV-2; you might have NOVID. It comes about when you experience mental and psychological dissonance while listening to lies on television. You may experience symptoms while on social media reading lies about SARS-CoV-2. If you remember when Dr. Fauci lied about the need of wearing a mask, for a publicity stunt; you might have NOVID too.

It’s An Identity Disorder, Not A Lung Infection, Though

SARS-CoV-2 is a lung infection. Nobody is studying it in comparison to SARS-CoV apparently. But they should. Because as anybody could see, they are very similar in genetic makeup. At least as far as the genetic viral naming is concerned. NOVID is a condition where a person’s identity is at odds with the world around them. A person with NOVID knows that COVID-19 is a misnomer, that SARS-CoV-2 is relatively non-lethal under normal conditions, and that masks should be (at best) a personal choice.

There is no test that you could conduct which would identify you as somebody with NOVID. It is an identification of one’s belief in one’s self which means that (like other self-identified disorders) nobody can validate or invalidate that independently. It is completely up to any individual to acknowledge whether or not they experience NOVID. You can decide for yourself if it’s especially brave to admit this is who you are. But for me?

I have NOVID and I’m proud.

I will fight for the rest of us to get the government to recognize this so they don’t hassle us when we want to go to CVS without looking like we’re going to rob the place just to appease people who want to ignore the fact that we are pretending this virus is more lethal than it is to protect people like Andrew Cuomo who are responsible for lying about the death rate.

Misinformation Is Causing A Mental Health Crisis In America

COVID-19 was a name given to SARS-CoV-2 for no good reason. I have already reported on the fact that a group of well respected scientists and doctors from around the world advised against the name change. They thought it was specifically cause instability socially, and economically. It turns out they were more right than they could have known. They were so right, it’s time that we finally take seriously the droning mantra of Democrats like Adam Schiff that, “words matter.”

People are so confused about what this virus is, and they are caught up in political fights over it, that it’s making people insane. It isn’t getting any better because people are still pretending, which is a leading indictor that a person has NOVID. If you find yourself lying to yourself about things like the efficacy of masks; you might have it.

Getting Representation In Our Government Will Be Hard, But Necessary

What’s happening around the country already is dangerous. There are states which are currently advising when people can get back to normal human contact. That is how we got into this mess in the first place. It was a major mistake allowing government officials to take away our freedom. The people were not prepared for this. But it happened in such an insidious and nefarious fashion, nobody could have stopped it. However, we need to stop the direction we’re heading now before it’s too late. If you are experiencing NOVID symptoms, you must begin to ask your elected officials for help. The US Congress especially has to take us into consideration.

Right now all the legal actions have been in favor of potential infections of SARS-CoV-2. Governments like that of Philadelphia, or the state of Pennsylvania, are actually exacerbating the negative side effects of NOVID all the time. They do this in a lot of ways. In order to appease us they must make some changes right now. Here are the things we should demand:

  • “COVID-19” should be labeled misinformation, and we should lobby the CDC & WHO to officially recognize that by changing the name back to SARS-CoV-2.
  • Research has to be done in comparing SARS-CoV-2 to SARS-CoV to see how similar it actually is, so the public can have a frame of reference for how lethal it *should* be.
  • Government officials have to start acknowledging the “Cuomo-effect” which must reset people’s understanding of the virus in context with The Fascist Five forcing it on the elderly.
  • End the legislation that is medically discriminatory against those with NOVID, so that we may freely choose whether or not to wear a mask at our own discretion.

This Is Only Funny Because This Has Been A Sick Joke

I’m not joking about NOVID. It’s an important distinction to make and our government has to recognize it. Dr. Fauci, officials at the CDC & WHO, and others are perpetuating anti-science with “COVID-19.” The virus is SARS-CoV-2. That means it has to be SARS-like. With that in mind, we should treat it similarly to how we treated SARS in 2003. We did not lock down the country. We did not allow the government to shut down businesses.

Mask wearing was not branded a patriotic act.

That’s because it isn’t a patriotic act.

If you want to wear a mask then do it. But if you’re neurologically opposed to the very ignorant doctors who have advised it (or made it pseudo law) you probably have NOVID.

A lot of us do.

Matt Berman

Matt Berman

Matt has been an artist since he was a child: dancing, illustrating, writing, and producing music. In business, Matt is a master strategist, and expert in communications. He combines his creative passions with his diligence as a professional to give clients a fierce competitive advantage in any circumstance. He has a Bachelors degree in Philosophy from Temple University. Follow Matt on Twitter @mattebphl