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Doing Search Engine Optimization Philadelphia Style

I will prove to you that I do search engine optimization Philadelphia style.

Conquering the keyword on the front page of Google all the while.

To do that right out of the gate would be so wild.

Customers would line up for me even file.

Our city has so many wondrous sites.

But building a business here? Let me tell you what it’s been like.

So competitive at every turn. Another competitor wants to leave you burned.

After a couple years in the industry I’ll tell you what I’ve learned.

SEM Is Expensive Plus You Can Buy Your Competitors’ Keywords

This isn’t even the most difficult part of the process we’ve heard.

So What Is Search Engine Optimization Philadelphia Style?

Telling the truth to a bunch of people that are in denial.

It’s true the world can be so cynical.

My defense for that is being lyrical.

Combating poor methodologies has become a hobby.

So if you’re stuck and need a kick in the pants I’m the guy for the job probably.

I’ll clean up your act if it gets sloppy, Miss. Plus I’m old enough to remember using floppy disks.

I’m young enough to still be clipped – to the inside and the outs of this thing called the internet.

It’s hard to be ironic when life’s really such a trip. The key to good SEO is this.

Remember It’s All A Game

With algorithms that will constantly change. So get with it.

This might be hot only for a day. Then I’ll have to pivot.

Don’t be afraid to take a risk and experiment with this shit.

Go outside the lines, get a little messy, and relax a minute.

SEO is not a silver bullet, magic pill, or one time thing.

You have to do it all the time to be the king.

So for now I’ll just be doing my thing like I don’t care.

Until my name is said right next to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.


“SEOetry” is a creative writing experiment by Matt Berman of philly MADE creative. The purpose is to develop a natural ability to speak and write in valuable and authoritative language. As algorithms and software become more able to identify or differentiate, we want to stay ahead of the curve. Please come back frequently. If you are in need of SEO services don’t hesitate to email, call, or find us on social media.