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I’m a creative agency Philadelphia copywriting wizard

When I do my creative agency Philadelphia copywriting I go for the gizzard.

Straight for the jugular. Juggling jargon like a juggalo drinking whiskey with King Lizards.

Watch my mojo. Like Jim Morrison from the go-go. A go-getter with high hopes like I’m on a pogo.

Rich dreams, but still like like I’m broke, though. Going to Sprouts down the street for the bogos.

Biting style is a no-no. Considered a low-blow. Low brow tipping cows in a snow globe.

A few years ago, though? I was no pro. Now I get paid to write like this ain’t that so dope?

Being a creative agency Philadelphia copywriting master is…

Not my childhood dream or my wish. But I got it like this. So might as well use it to get my clients rich.

Do it all with a twist. Naturally, actually how I usually do things is how I live. Creatively with a gift.

Stating these things like this. In a way somehow nobody else thought to do it. Imagine this over music.

I might drive some people crazy. But they’ll never say that I’m lazy. Producing even while on vaca.

Thought I was too old when I was 21 but didn’t realize I had barely even made it to my heyday.

Regardless of what some may say. I’ll do this meta rap game all day.

Never short on words. Sometimes short on patience.

Just telling you that I’m not afraid of debating. Usually I hate waiting. A fiscal year doesn’t make sense.

Money moves like mountains – with companies all run by accountants – no risk in their profiles.

On the other hand we don’t need a bunch of cowboys who only act so wild. Whoa child!

Imagine if your SEO wasn’t so damn boring. Like a paint drying recording.

Plus I can’t believe when my clients tell me other agencies don’t provide any reporting.

How the hell else would you even know if it’s working? Maybe that’s why they’re not turning.

Over new leaves being read in the tea that they get while they ignore what they’re learning.

They may think, “Who’s it hurting?” Because they don’t know how to sell anything.

Wouldn’t say that we could sell *anything* because there are so many things…

But if we believe in you, your team, and the benefit of your product or service.

By all means then holler at us and we’ll see what we can do to serve it.

Oh yeah, unless you didn’t know already – I did rhyme all of this on purpose.

No doubt we always look well beneath the surface.


“SEOetry” is a creative writing experiment by Matt Berman of philly MADE creative. The purpose is to develop a natural ability to speak and write in valuable and authoritative language. As algorithms and software become more able to identify or differentiate, we want to stay ahead of the curve. Please come back frequently. If you are in need of SEO services don’t hesitate to email, call, or find us on social media.